death and taxes
Posted: Thu Feb 10, 2011 6:29 pmA bit unsettling when you read all of these together.
Be sure to read all the way to the end!
Tax his land,
Tax his bed,
Tax the table
At which he's fed.
Tax his work,
Tax his pay,
He works for peanuts
Anyway!
Tax his cow,
Tax his goat,
Tax his pants,
Tax his coat.
Tax his tobacco,
Tax his drink,
Tax him if he
Tries to think..
Tax his car,
Tax his gas,
Find other ways
To tax his ass.
Tax all he has
Then let him know
That you won't be done
Till he has no dough.
When he screams and hollers;
Then tax him some more,
Tax him till
He's good and sore.
Then tax his coffin,
Tax his grave,
Tax the sod in
Which he's laid.
When he's gone,
Do not relax,
It's time to apply
The inheritance tax.
Accounts Receivable Tax
Airline surcharge tax
Airline Fuel Tax
Airport Maintenance Tax
Building Permit Tax
Cigarette Tax
Corporate Income Tax
Goods and Services Tax (GST)
Death Tax
Dog Licence Tax
Driving Permit Tax
Environmental Tax (Fee)
Excise Taxes
Federal Income Tax
Fishing Licence Tax
Petrol Tax (too much per litre)
Health Tax
Hunting License Tax
Interest Tax
Liquor Tax
Luxury Taxes
Marriage Licence Tax
Medicare Tax
Mortgage Tax
Personal Income Tax
Property Tax
Poverty Tax
Prescription Drug Tax
Real Estate Tax
Vehicle Tax
Retail Sales Tax
Service Charge Tax
School Tax
Vehicle License Registration Tax
Vehicle Sales Tax
Water Tax
Watercraft Registration Tax
Well Permit Tax
Workers Compensation Tax
And Now Julia Gillard Wants a Carbon Tax on the Carbon DiOxide gas we
all breath out!
And now a flood tax???
STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?
Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, and our nation was one
of the most prosperous in the world.. We had absolutely no national debt,
had a large middle class, and Mum stayed home to raise the kids.
What in the "Hell" happened?
Can you spell 'politicians?'
Hope this goes around Australia at least 100 times!!!!! YOU can help
it get there!!!!
GO AHEAD - - - be an Australian !!!!!!!!!!
The problem is mate the people making these rules have never had a real job or lived in a real world.
Imagine any one of them applying for a job as a Brickie or a Labourer?
I don’t think so.
xxx
little email I got.
Be sure to read all the way to the end!
Tax his land,
Tax his bed,
Tax the table
At which he's fed.
Tax his work,
Tax his pay,
He works for peanuts
Anyway!
Tax his cow,
Tax his goat,
Tax his pants,
Tax his coat.
Tax his tobacco,
Tax his drink,
Tax him if he
Tries to think..
Tax his car,
Tax his gas,
Find other ways
To tax his ass.
Tax all he has
Then let him know
That you won't be done
Till he has no dough.
When he screams and hollers;
Then tax him some more,
Tax him till
He's good and sore.
Then tax his coffin,
Tax his grave,
Tax the sod in
Which he's laid.
When he's gone,
Do not relax,
It's time to apply
The inheritance tax.
Accounts Receivable Tax
Airline surcharge tax
Airline Fuel Tax
Airport Maintenance Tax
Building Permit Tax
Cigarette Tax
Corporate Income Tax
Goods and Services Tax (GST)
Death Tax
Dog Licence Tax
Driving Permit Tax
Environmental Tax (Fee)
Excise Taxes
Federal Income Tax
Fishing Licence Tax
Petrol Tax (too much per litre)
Health Tax
Hunting License Tax
Interest Tax
Liquor Tax
Luxury Taxes
Marriage Licence Tax
Medicare Tax
Mortgage Tax
Personal Income Tax
Property Tax
Poverty Tax
Prescription Drug Tax
Real Estate Tax
Vehicle Tax
Retail Sales Tax
Service Charge Tax
School Tax
Vehicle License Registration Tax
Vehicle Sales Tax
Water Tax
Watercraft Registration Tax
Well Permit Tax
Workers Compensation Tax
And Now Julia Gillard Wants a Carbon Tax on the Carbon DiOxide gas we
all breath out!
And now a flood tax???
STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?
Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, and our nation was one
of the most prosperous in the world.. We had absolutely no national debt,
had a large middle class, and Mum stayed home to raise the kids.
What in the "Hell" happened?
Can you spell 'politicians?'
Hope this goes around Australia at least 100 times!!!!! YOU can help
it get there!!!!
GO AHEAD - - - be an Australian !!!!!!!!!!
The problem is mate the people making these rules have never had a real job or lived in a real world.
Imagine any one of them applying for a job as a Brickie or a Labourer?
I don’t think so.
xxx
little email I got.